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Elephants Will Devour Your Soul! “Mammoth”
Ever since moving to Bangkok, I have had elephants on the brain. Not literally, of course, as they would squash it. Figuratively. This place is lousy with elephants. They adorn damn near everything...
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Satan’s minion walks the Earth…and his name is Wesley: “The Devil’s Tomb”
Happy Halloween, loyal readers! As we begin the run-up to that most magical day of the year (except for Christmas, Hanukkah, or whatever high holiday you celebrate) we’ll be concentrating on horror...
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It’s the end of the world…and I feel fine: “2012″
No one blows up the world with quite the same aplomb as Roland Emmerich. Whether it’s aliens decimating our major cities in Independence Day or global warming burying the statue of liberty nipple-deep...
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REPOST: “Sunshine”
(Since I’m reconsidering my initial reviw of Danny Boyle’s Sunshine, I’m reposing the original review–one of my first–from July of 2007…Hey, dig that crazy font I was using back then!) “You have got to...
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Morena Baccarin vs. the giant killer Anubis: “Sands of Oblivion”
Okay, Sands of Oblivion. I’ve been sitting on this one for a while, so some of the details are a bit hazy. Mostly I remember Morena Baccarin. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure that most of the finer...
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2010 Summer Movie Roundup!
Well, another summer has come and gone and pretty much taken a dump on our collective chest. Okay, maybe I’m being a tad harsh. Probably not. I don’t know that it was necessarily worse than last...
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Casper Van Dien runs with the giant mummies: “The Fallen Ones”
You know, when you get right down to it, is there anyone better-suited to fight a giant badly-CGIed mummy in the middle of the desert than Casper Van Dien? Don’t answer that. Who cares? You certainly...
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Gunmonkey presents THE BEST MOVIE STUFF OF 2010!
Okay, well it’s that time of year again. The time of year when I review the past year’s cinematic offerings and highlight the ones that, you know, didn’t hurt so bad. It’s a lot like sifting through...
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Wow! That didn’t totally suck! “Faster”
So, I guess the planets all lined up right, or maybe the end times are upon us or something, but for once a movie actually exceeded my expectations. That’s rare. Really rare. Like...
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And yet more Capsule Reviews!
Okay, well we’ve got yet another crop of movies that aren’t substantial enough to warrant their own review. Hell, some of them barely even warrant mentioning. But here they are. I gotta be honest,...
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